Forget about getting shot... have you ever had feelings for a hoe?😭🙄😏

I am slowly running out of people I like.😏

Don't pretend to love/like me just because you want me to do/give you something. Come as you are. Whether as a snake, a backstabber, a witch, or simply if you're only after my money. Lemme decide if I am gonna help you or not.

Family is 'who' chooses to love you.❤️

We never talk about how pussy is overrated. "You should buy me a car cause you slept with me.." Chill tf up, young lady! A car for a devil's cave that has seen more dicks than a public toilet pot..?? Tell me another joke, please!🙄😒

Kaadona ngeenge oye a nghovele tete when you stick it in,, ikufa mo.🥱 Follow me for more relationship advice.

Her: Babe o tope nge shike mefiku loValentine?😁 Me: Nyoko..😒

Things cheating girlfriends say: 1. I am sorry 2. My phone was off 3. I am not like that 4. So you don't trust me, neh..?? 5. You are just insecure

MoValentine opo nee to mono kutya mboli those 3 boyfriends of yours kwoove onufu ashike vehole ko. Oyo ho yandje wafa to yandje okatololi oyo..🍑😝

If we datin' and then we start arguin'.. you only got three choices; You either fight me, fuck me, or shut the entire fuck up, cause your bitch ass ain't goin' nowhere.🤤

Aaye o vakandoma ahangwa kwali taka wilwa.." Aaye, nxa!😂😂😂

On my way to HR yet again for telling this stupid supervisor, 'Ame muukoshoki aapeya ndi dule na nyoko' after he accused me of messing up the kitchen and bathroom at work.🙈🥱

Friends are siblings God never gave us.❤️🥺

How the fuck would you forget about someone's money you borrowed with the aim of returning when you get paid? "Oh, o kwali nda dimbwa kutya o ndina iimaliwa yoye.." Nyee o mwa lumwa aike lela momakutwi.🙄😒

Ombili✋️😂

Bitches be on here venting like we give a fuck. Post some titties, hoe! 🙄😒

“Private Hike” shike hano..?? Toti ashike ouna po onufu🍑 wa hala kOvenduka/kOwambo, kwii.. nxo!🥺😏

He can't even give you $20, and you gave him a baby...🤭 So generous of you, Ms Generosity. 🤣🤣

Respect and appreciate a guy who takes you to a bed for a fuck. Vakweni omo veli mOvenduka omu tava miti vafikama.🥱

They keep saving City. It was six additional minutes, for fuck's sake.🤭😂😂