Feeling very Prince George-ish today.

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop. I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”

So if a woman is raped at gunpoint and becomes pregnant, the gun is the most protected party in that situation.

Walter Cronkite was suspended two weeks by CBS in 1974 when he signed off with "Keep it real, my muthafuckas.”

We probably should've known that presidency would end with ketchup dripping down a wall, but then, Heinz sight is 2020.

people NEED to get out of their small, close-minded towns & educate themselves beyond what they were taught growing up… it’s okay to have your own views and opinions. it’s okay to change.

BREAKING: in a landmark 6-3 decision the Supreme Court has ruled Americans can eat shit and die

I need an upside down water bottle next to my bed like a hamster

Can’t go to a parade Can’t go to school Can’t go to a supermarket Can’t go to pray Can’t go to the movies Can’t go to a concert Can’t go to a nightclub Can’t go to a restaurant Can’t go to a park Can’t go to a mall There’s nowhere you can go in America to avoid gun violence

I'll straight up listen to the Pet Shop Boys on a back street and the Backstreet Boys in a pet shop, I really don't give a shit anymore.

Rage Against the Machine show in Ottawa tonight. #LandBack 📸 via Waubgeshig Rice

Rage. Against. The. Machine. ✊🏽 Rage Against The Machine ★

BREAKING: Donald Trump's personal library was destroyed in the FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago. Both books are sadly beyond repair, and he hadn't even finished coloring one in yet.

your boy trump works for putin. always has. close your little hillbilly mouths.

As luck would have it, my beach body won’t be ready until ski parka season.

See you soon! Meet tonight's performers below and follow along tonight with #TaylorHawkinsTribute taylorhawkinstributeconcert.com

"This is the hometown shit so you gotta make it loud for Taylor tonight." #TaylorHawkinsTribute

So you’re telling me an $800 billion/year defense budget can’t stop a balloon?

If you think China is provoking war by sending a balloon then just wait until you find out about the empire that is surrounding China with military bases.