I believe the kids would say, Shrink the game #Shrink

Was that Avonte Maddox I just saw on my screen?? Injured obviously lol

How can I incorporate some PM or Barbour into my costume tonight. Feeling like a civilian right now.

If anyone needs me… #listeningtocreed

If you don’t wear this to the middle school dance, they suspend you.

This, but I am Thor and this is my hammer. And Thanos is any poor sole willing to talk Fighting Irish Football. #love

England will be playing 4-4 fucking 2

Fine Dining Only

Ty just doesn’t cut it #boomersooner

Not a lick of snow, but it’s still a white Christmas for me #PM #blessed

I felt insane trying to convince people that he is the greatest player per 36 of all time. I no longer feel insane.

Shout out the local TJ Maxx! #whiteboy

This is March.

Skubal is a coward and Bryce Harper should give him a swirly in the toilet. Miller Lite. #WBC2026

Maps app but it shows you live bands playing at bars around you in the city

🚨🐅📸 JUST IN — TIGER WOODS MUG SHOT RELEASED FOLLOWING DUI ARREST IN JUPITER, FL. (First to report: Ari Hait)

Train full of Phillies fans while I’m just commuting home #chud #postgrad

Happy Hour drinks and 75 Cent wings

We will see you in New York #gaytum #trusttheprocess