I finally hit my “it ain’t even worth it” stage🤷🏾‍♀️

if i have to double text you more than once, gtfo of my phone

so is twitter just handing out blue check marks now? or am i dumb?😅

“you look tired” mf i am

a man who updates you because he knows how you overthink is top tier green flag energy!!!!

why thick thighs are important. pros: look amazing yoga pants inner thighs her weak spot they jiggle they keep you warm something to grip while driving a sight to look at cons: not a got damn thing

mannnnn, i need some INK therapy 😩

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The most resilient man in America. He never loses sight of what matters or what’s at stake - The American People.

Gods going to be here today, be here tomorrow, and he’ll continue to be here forever 🤍

With all due respect Mr. President… NO!

My 7yo asked me to play truth or dare. I picked dare. He dared me to empty his Amazon cart. I literally deleted everything and he was like:

only in Kearney NE! time to cowboy up!

Lil cuzzo!! 💪🏽🎯