They're probably dead

Still gathering ARC readers for my upcoming adult epic fantasy—trailer below. I'm not great at current comps, but think a little bit of Beowulf, a sprinkling of Gilgamesh ... a dash of Rumi. And maps. Lots of maps. DMs are open for requests. 💚🙏 #BookTwitter #WritingCommunity

Eddie swearing 😲 So excited for this

Your queue number: 27252😅😅 Seriously though, this is why ticket ballots will be better. I'm on my notice period so can sit around my personal laptop for an hour. Most people can't. It's gives them a fair chance #NUFC

I've been at a Scottish-Greek wedding...

Aye. And how many of those accounts have money laundering, tax dodging and/or people trafficking indicators in their transaction history? 😒

Never a pen

No climb up to the L7 gods for me 😅

BIG NEWS! We have a SPECIAL new arrival… Everybody, meet INKA the Jaguar 🐈‍⬛ Watch as she explores her new home for the first time. Isn’t she just stunning?

I shouldn't laugh (and it is very silly and inconsiderate to make them pose for these photos) BUT... 🤣🤣🤣

The Daily Heil are on the hunt for shocking examples of absolute knobheads. Out yourself by contacting them 👇

This looks so much fun but my cake eating self needs a way bigger calorie burn 😅

We’ve got a pair of tickets up for grabs for Newcastle Utd vs Liverpool on Sunday 27th August 🎟️🎟️ ➡️ Follow FUN88 🔁 Share this post We’ll pick a winner at random and announce next week! 🤝 18+ | begambleaware.org #NEWLIV | #NUFC | #LFC

Hands off #USWNT 😒

Let's go Lionesses! 🦁🔥 #WorldCupFinal Watching at home to avoid the ABEs (😅). We've got matching shirts, a full English on the go and H-T smoothies chilling in the fridge. Gutted we don't have a couple of those Kelloggs' foot-bowls though...

If you like dark, contemporary fantasy with a little mystery, found family, a snarky demon, and a gothic/dark academia setting, this may be for you. 💜

The awesome folks at FanFiAddict nominated Seeds of War for Best Indie Debut of 2023! 👀🔥🫂 If you think it's deserved, please vote here! I can actually get a cash prize if I win 😱

✨📚COVER RELEASE✨ Dear Reader, we have arrived! THE WINGSPAN OF TREASON is a 3rd person multi-POV adult epic fantasy of chonky proportions. Cover artist: the author. SAY NO TO AI. 15th May: first BOOK ART RELEASE! 😊 For the blurb & ARC requests: 1/ #booktwt #booktwitter