“Dancing, drinking and saving the galaxy. Just another day for Star-Lord.” • Experienced writer • 21+ for possible mature content • 21+ for guaranteed immature jokes • Crossovers welcome

I’m about to do something bad. Someone stop me.

People can’t tell when I’m being sarcastic or honest. It’s a gift but also a curse.

Jared or John or whatever... stop ruining Captain America’s legacy.

To make it abundantly clear, I was against the Sokovian Accords. Putting all the super-powered humans/beings under control of the GOVERNMENT was a horrible idea. The moment someone has powers makes them dangerous. In the wrong hands, power is even worse. That’s all.

Please please please someone stop me from attacking John Walker.

|| Just got the first shot for the vaccine! Won’t be on much today.

I am chaos incarnate

The disrespect I get on a daily basis astounds me

Ladies and gentleman... introducing my motherfucking husband. Oh my god Captain America you are fine as fuck!

Might dismantle the patriarchy if I don’t feel lazy tomorrow

|| I’m this close to leaving Twitter because y’all stan and support white washers here

|| I might return to this account. Might

// » to see people forgetting about her and acting as if Tony was the only good adult influence in Peter's life. :( May Parker deserves better and this is the hill I will die on this weekend thanks for listening.

Did I forget I have Twitter? Yes. Will I never stop slandering celebrities? No.

|| I’m going to make a new introduction soon.

🎶 WeLcOmE tO tHe InTeRnEt 🎶

People celebrated Father’s Day. Well I used that day to celebrate my mother. My father was an asshole. She wasn’t.

I hate it here