Tucker Carlson getting fired means I've lost my opportunities to go on TV god damn it!

The matrix can make my Dad ratio me on Twitter. The matrix can make my girlfriend leave me for Jonah Hill. But the matrix can't take me.

Give me a Bluesky code Elon has made Twitter too woke!

I will never buy a new suit like the betas tell me

Yes, I got scammed for my suit. And yes, I will continue to be just as dumb.

I did that

Look at this liberal soy beta scared of me! This is why the matrix has come after me so much lately.

I'm an alpha man! These betas can't keep making fun of me like this!

NOOOO WE CAN'T LET THE BETAS WIN IN RUSSIA

Yes Daddy Elon do to me what you did to Twitter!

These 4 men will block the internet for my parents so they can't ratio me again!

Hello, this is Hackson's family. Hackson was sadly killed by Ukrainian spies today. He was on their kill list, and they followed through. More information is to come. During this time we ask for your prayers and privacy while we grieve his loss.

Prighozin will resurrect like Jesus did on Easter

This may be my last tweet then, oh shit.

My good friend Haz was locked in Twitter prison for many months with no official charges. This is sadly just another example of the censorship of brave truth telling independent journalists.

Listen up liberal... My wife left me