Who is the puker calling the Tyson fight? Is that you Mauro Ranallo

I think this explains things.

My god I hope his concerns are valid.

I didn’t tweet yesterday and four people left casseroles on my front porch.

Guess which one Mike Johnson thinks should be censured?

I’ve never wanted it to rain this much.

All of the press shots of Kristi Noem look like Pornhub thumbnails. The kind that end with stepmom teaching her kid to swallow the whole dick.

Yes he's only 79. But that's 105 in Fat Fuck years.

Hey Lyft your Nashville drivers show up with cars that reek of weed. Every time. I don’t mind weed, but not trying to catch a ride with someone who just smoked. You should pop test.

Masked ICE Nazis rolled up to a wrong LA neighborhood to kidnap some folks so the community dog walked their asses back to their unmarked cars and sent them on their way

Trump just claimed he has the authority to take over New York City if they don’t vote the way he wants them to. “We have tremendous power at the White House to run places when we have to.”

I’m gonna start posting this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Donald Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

THEY'RE BUILDING A CONCENTRATION CAMP AND NO-ONE IS STOPPING IT. THEY'RE BUILDING A CONCENTRATION CAMP AND NO-ONE IS STOPPING IT. THEY'RE BUILDING A CONCENTRATION CAMP AND NO-ONE IS STOPPING IT. THEY'RE BUILDING A CONCENTRATION CAMP AND NO-ONE IS STOPPING IT. THEY'RE BUILDING A

How is Kristi Noem so fucking dumb? How does this happen? How can she exist?

THIS‼️👇🏽

Fuck Nazis and everyone who supports them

Why would Trump ever want to pardon a woman who groomed underage girls to be raped?? Why?

Now delete your Presidency.