What you NOT gone do is run up on VP Harris!

*heckler in crowd* Obama: "don't boo, vote!" Biden: "alright! god love ya!" Harris: "gyaitgdhbibymfa" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Come to think of it, denigrating the worth of a soldier’s service based on whether he deployed to a war zone is… kind of like denigrating the worth of a woman’s citizenship based on whether she happens to have children.

I want Pete Buttigieg to succeed but I also want him to offer affordable Cameos so I can send very specific takedowns to those who have wronged me.

SPEAKER ONE: Policy SPEAKER TWO: Tump Is a felon. DOUG: Man Lemme tell y'all bout that time I pulled o'girl.

Republicans are so lucky that Michelle Obama hates politics.

MICHELLE OBAMA 2016: When they go low, we go high. MICHELLE OBAMA 2024: Fuuuuuuuck that

Buttigieg isn’t trying to be anyone but Buttigieg which is a pretty rare quality speech wise since 2004.

Prada you, #SlayerPete Pete Buttigieg

As the next President of the United States says… When we fight, we win!

“Girl, fuck you” - me, onstage, 5 minutes into the debate

If Donald Trump was talking like this at Thanksgiving you’d take his keys.

All night he talked about himself and about her. She, by contrast, talked about you. Because that’s who she works for.

ignoring ur old situationship at the function

me watching everybody b tipsy while i’m already spinning

Tony Roundtree It consistently blows my mind how someone so evil is actually so funny. HOW?

Reducing grown men to tears? I’m afraid all I can do is Stan.

Hey remember when a PG rated Disney family film showed us: a hate crime, a thinly veiled threat of sexual violence, animal cruelty, anchored by a future Oscar winning actress and all displayed in just 90 seconds? I sure do.

We’re told Pete Buttigieg was the point man for the administration in getting the agreement to suspend the port strike. Named specifically by both sides in the press release. It’s quiet, but effective, leadership people appreciate. No rallies, no blowhard ranting - just a deal