Just getting the finishing touches to Toby Alderweireld 4 year contract. 65k down to 25k and a £5 Aldi food voucher for every clean sheet. Yah me ! I am off to pound stretcher to treat myself. 😁 #COYS #THFC

Just got a great broadband deal with talk talk. First year free £5 a month after. 12 month contract.

Ha ha they are all falling for my evil plan. #THFC #COYS #

SKY SOURCES: Aston Villa will not sell Jack Grealish in this transfer window. #SSN

I am not sure what to offer Aston villa to increase the JG deal please help me decide.. Please RT for Nando's £10 voucher Like for a Years free broadband Sure one of those should see him sign on the dotted line #COYS #AstonVilla #Grealish #cheaper

Right lets settle this debate once and for all. RT if you think i am a cunt Like if you think i am the man Either way i don't give a fuck...

Finally time to get to work...clubs and agents bow to my last minute tactics. Who is the man ? Oh yes it is me. #levytime #COYS

Just secured a 3 season deal with sky tv. Half price sky sports for my cable box. Yay me.

Time to make my move in the transfer market...hang on the window closed when ?

Do not worry - I am looking to bring in a unknown French winger. Chow..