He said what?? 😳

It’s starting 🤣🤣

Every day we get breaking news about political crimes no one is going to jail for. Why do people eat this up

PSA ✌️

my arc went like this: > consider buying a gun for 2 years > buys first handgun *one minute later* > need 75 diff types of ammo > need red dot sight > need streamlight > need safe > need holster > need car holster > need AR15 > need land in Wyoming

"There's not a single motherf*cker on food stamps that gives a f*ck about me and my family if we eat. Why should I give a f*ck about yours?"

The audacity of Senator Rand Paul to want hard working Americans to wait until age 70 to retire to save SS, while he sat in Congress and allowed HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF TAX DOLLARS to be funneled into USAID. And billions to Ukraine. And billions to people WHO MAKE SNAP a

It’s Friday! 🎉

Martha Stewart’s eggnog is not for the faint of heart 😂 small cups needed

To Notre Dame, rest now, my brother. We have the watch. We’ll see you in Valhalla.

Steelers and Ravens fans realizing neither team is good enough for playoffs and all a win does is extend their HC:

Dispensary: "So what kind of high are we chasing today? Euphoric? Creative? Couch-lock body high?" Liquor store: "Cash or card?" Me: "Finally, someone who gets me 🍻 VS 🌿"

Paul Skenes, 100mph Fastball, 95mph Splinker, 85mph Sweeper & 88mph Changeup, 4 Pitch Overlay 😳

The Master of Business Administration isn't a degree. It's a disease. There is no such thing, you see, as "business administration". There is only the business you are in. You cannot effectively run a business with abstract, number-crunching, money-moving pie chart magic.

Pretty sure we all understand the implications here. We are indeed governed by rapists and pedophiles. 😑

There are people who think about how things work and there are people who just exist in a world of things that work

Only 16 episodes of Hong Kong Phooey aired between Sept to Dec 1974. I could’ve sworn there were hundreds. Scatman Crothers (The Shining/Cuckoo’s Nest) voiced Penry: mild-mannered janitor by day, ass-kicking superhero by… also day. He sang the theme, too. You know the words.

X family: We’re GIVING AWAY a full beef box this weekend!!! USDA prime, grass-fed & finished, dry-aged beef— raised right here in Lampasas, Texas What’s included: – 2 ribeyes – 2 flat irons – 8 wagyu burger patties – 2 lb ground beef – king sized picanha – cross cut bone-in