therapy isn’t enough i need a dragon

new yorker accent: “hey, watch it. im yearning here!”

you’re telling me a street made this corn?

can men get sluttier i need yall in crop tops and shorts with a 3 inch inseam PLEASE

I’m madly in bleh with you.

**No hate to the poster because he’s allowed a preference and he was kind in how he expressed it.** This is why a lot of women find it easier to just stay single. Y’all can’t handle ALL of us. Your “baggage” is acceptable while ours is a dealbreaker. We all choose ourselves

You have ruined all other men for me by making me hate all men

it’s thursday shoot your shot

Does anyone here have any of these? And if so, how or where do you display it?🥲

Hell yeah, brother

Being an adult has never stopped me from being a fucking idiot.

Women are okay with you touching them with permission. This is not that difficult to understand if you aren't a terminally online radical

someone needs to resurrect vine. TikTok is a soulless pit of despair and trends that get beat to death and simply cannot capture the magic and je ne sais quoi of vine

Minimalism in nature.

My dumb ass would totally fall for a fishing lure

my husband left my jeep on empty. anyone know a good divorce lawyer?

Mind your business.

Crooked smiles are so beautiful idc what anyone says