must be easy for her to ignore the haters

Marines recruiting on my timeline…. We gonna colonize the colonizer?

Fall in Georgia is great if you’re like me and like to change clothes for each meal

I like almost all cheese except swiss.

baby learned how to blow raspberries. Super cute. Now baby does it while eating. Baby is breastfed. 🫠

I love book dedications because it’ll be 400 pages of horny and the dedication is like “to my son, I love you”

Having Costco clothes used to sound like such a bad thing but they have to brands and the deals idc

French onion soup is good but it’s also a poor meal. just 6 onions and some broth.

We got squeezable sour cream before cream cheese.

Stetson Bennett gonna run for the house

AG over there somewhere

My baby wants to lay on the couch and play with my bra and her sock. Cried when I gave her a toy instead of sock.

Found mold growing in my face wash. Might explain the random sore throats I’ve had for the past month.

Definitely skipping tower of dawn on the reread

No crumbl cookie flavor has ever looked good to me

my neighbors have a full band in the back yard… and it is not a good one