Me tryna plug my charger in while I’m driving

Can’t think of one Liz that isn’t a dirty

Wonder what P.M. Dawn is up to tonight? Probably having a nice normal one, doing a wordsearch in his dressing gown or something

He makes Luigi Mangione look like the back of John McCririck’s neck

If I find that meteorite the researchers can fucking whistle for it. 500k or fuck off

Stephen Graham to play Tyler Robinson’s father

Not heard anything from this new pope since he got in. What’s he doing to try and ‘get’ me you know what I mean? I’m not going in but have a try mate at least, it’s insulting

Imagine Tom Skinner grafting away inside you on a cross-section of mattress with a clear perspex side

Nice for wife-beaters to get out for a bit and just hang out with like minded people

Crazy how renaissance Eric Bristow looks. Imagine him walking into your living room carrying a plate of grapes or a severed head or something

Absolute scenes at Windsor Castle ahead of Trump visit

Doin it

Somebody’s doing a babka!#MasterChef