fake laughing my way through this uber ride

“do u have letterbox?” “yeah i have two littterboxes in my room”

the lowest tier of men is the one where they lip sync to songs in front of the camera

why do moms always gotta pull the “basic hygiene” bs when they see hair on their daughters armpit

i wanna thank god today for not making me white u did good on that one bro 👊🏼

i wanna go home 🥲

a stranger on the tram just gave me an orange idk how to feel 😢😢😢

i tried using one of those math alarms i deleted the entire app after one problem

😭😭😭 😭 😭😭😭 😭. 😭😭. 😭 😭😭😭 😭 😭 😭 😭. 😭😭😭😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭😭😭

a chili’s molten chocolate cake could fix me rn

this might heal me

Never kill yourself.