The year is 2029. The Chicago Bears are playing at Uncle Sam’s Fireworks Store Stadium in Merrillville. It has a retractable roof sponsored by the Hell is Real billboard. The halftime show is presented by a rotating cast of personal injury law firms.

“I blame Lincoln Riley & the weak leadership for allowing this to happen. It’s a shameful day.” Petros Papadakis reacts to the USC-Notre Dame rivalry pausing after this season.

“Merry Christmas! Feel free to log off at 4:45pm on Christmas Eve so you can have some time back with your family.”

Santa, this is Rudolph. He is one of the most undervalued reindeer in the North Pole. His only defect is he has a red nose.

First Mass of Christmas at the Vatican, offered by Leo XIV. For the first time today, he wore a fascia with his papal coat of arms - something last used by Benedict XVI.

Can't blame USC. It's hard to win an Alamo Bowl in the same season you play Notre Dame.

Big Ten teams showing up to bowl games

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You sure about that? 😏

Scientists at DeVry University have reconstructed 3D models of how Judas might have looked.

I #Hate the virtual measurement

Can’t even remotely imagine wanting to be in Indiana over this

This Luther Burden edit 😮‍💨 🎥: ae.huncho via TikTok

Great Lakes surfers navigate icy slush and mini icebergs on Lake Michigan as the Chicago skyline off in the distance bears silent witness. 🏄‍♂️❄️

This game is like if the 2022 Iowa Hawkeyes played the 2023 Iowa Hawkeyes.

Lovely day. 54 and sunny. Everyone was outside. Beer gardens in February. Choose Chicago