😳 oh !

/. oop my bad I was making my friend watch haikyuu but I have let her go for today...

a kid was staring at me when I was out shopping and he said " why do you have boobies " 😔

yeah, you're pretty cute ! why you asking ?

oh, ok ! well then, do you find me attractive ? ( grins as he strikes a pose )

niiiice ! ( quick lil victory fist pump ) i'm always worried that my hair makes me look funny looking !

( the comment makes his face brighten up. ) you think so ? ah, I'm glad ! your hair is cool too !

Who ? 👀

anytime ! we unique hair types have to stick together, right ? ( lopsided, easy going smile as he slings an arm over their shoulders )

haha ! yeah !! you're right !

wait - I'm - uh ,,, . . . . . 🏃‍♂️💨

tragic that we're both attractive yet still single ! ( dramatic sigh as he releases them. tilts his head in question ) wait. . . /are/ you single ?

RUNNING IS FOR EVERYONE 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️💨💨

🏃‍♂️💨 I'M RUNNING FOR EXERCISE NOT BECAUSE OF ANY GAY THOUGHTS - !!

really ?? that's weird ! you're so nice ! I always figured you maybe had something with one of the miya twins maybe. ( blinks curiously )

i don't need to memorize the multiplication table - i have a calculator and my ass is /fat/

i must be the exception😔

ok i'm not /that/ bad at math ! it's 60 !

wait who sang party rock anthem ? every time i ask people just laugh ????

/. i did a thing😳