you don’t need a “big tiddy goth gf” you need a “big brain licensed therapist”

Mixed 8 cans of beige paint today. Despair eternally

me when i fucking GET you

I never did get that hotdog.

Mm... sausage roll.

/ ooh, you wanna follow my tea shop ren: 𝐋𝐈𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐍. you wanna follow him so bad!

One more day like this and I am QUITTING my job I swear to GOD.

What, seriously? Damn, okay, yeah, I'll take one!

/ shaking and screaming and crying

Yes pleeeease. Hm. What do you recommend that goes well with a sausage roll? I'm not good at pairing.

English breakfast! I love breakfast. Sounds great. Thanks!!

Oh, god, no. It's... uhhh... pigs? I think? Come to think of it, I have no idea why it's called a hot dog.