In honor of libra season imma start lying

Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work

How it feels to have fallen off but lowkey finding peace in that

I highly recommend you find yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who’s super excited about you. Life is too short to spend it with someone who act like showing love is a chore.

I honestly believe this is one of the biggest mysteries there is, Orcas are the most efficient predators on earth, yet they have never attacked us in the wild. They know something we don’t.

saw a girl on tiktok who said "when you're being loved so genuinely, you no longer feel the need to post anything- because there's nothing left to prove" and I felt that 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

does she know she’s the mother of dragons

what a weird year

I love finding old music I used to listen to.

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes