How cop orientations must be like..

The people angrily denouncing Rage Against the Machine for Tom Morello's leftist politics is one of the more hilarious things I have ever seen on the internet. WHAT MACHINE DID YOU THINK THEY HAVE BEEN RAGING AGAINST FOR DECADES? THE ICE CREAM MACHINE? THE ATM? LAWNMOWERS?

Retweet if we should temporarily replace all racist monuments with air dancers while we build new non-racist monuments!

In the days since abandoning their East Precinct, The Seattle Police Department has been engaged in a disinformation campaign aimed at delegitimizing protesters, fomenting violence, and repairing their murderous public image. Here are the details...

For jaywalking.

Portland Police charge protesters tonight. Officer: Move! Me: MEDIA! Officer: I don’t give a shit! Go! I was shoved into the wall, then hit in the heel by some sort of crowd control munition. I’m fine

Another Cop Attack? Multiple officers have alleged that Happy Meals from an area McDonald's are being tampered with. "We get the same toy, like, almost every time," one patrolman told me on Monday, adding that "Pikachu is not even [his] favorite guy." That, he says, is Mr. Mime.

ok come on now

@jamakiss_nyc FACTS THEY GET AGGY JUST CUZ SOMEONE “CHALLENGES THEIR MANHOOD” HOW U SUPPOSED TO “SERVE & PROTECT” WHEN U GETTIN TEASED LIKE U IN 3RD GRADE MAKES U PULL UR STRAP? SMH BOZO. SHIT IS ALL CAP FTP #DEFUNDNYPD

Twitch wants to "make sure that Trump is the same as SimpLord69" -Rod Breslau in an instantly iconic moment on Fox Business

Comedy doesn’t get any better than this!

When you sit down for breakfast and they’re serving quiche ❌🥚😂

This guy in Portland tonight must be made of steel. Unreal.

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live view of the capitol police

I remember when I met the Robinhood founders when they were raising their Seed, Series A and Series B. I passed. Why? Optimize for integrity whenever possible because integrity compounds and assholes will fuck you. #DeleteRobinhood

Apparently posting too much dog content is an indicator of being single. HAHAHA