I cuss my phone when its taking to long to load, fails to send a txt, drops a call n freezes. Cant live without it tho. U hurt the 1z u love

Lets have some fun.. Who can tell me what the tallest building in Chicago is for a shout out.. (no cheating)

That WTF moment when your singing a song and someone changes it..

Fallow my main account @IyoyItsStephie and retweet this and ill give you a shout out!

EVERONE GO FALLOW THIS LIL NUGGIT!! Robert Smith

EVERYONE GO FALLOW SEXY LEXXI BloodyHell.-. SHES SEXY AND HER NAMES LEXXI #nuffsaid GO FALLOW!!

EVERYONE GO FALLOW THIS BAD ASS NIGGA LOL XxMrBADASS1Xx !!!

I get awkward when someone complements me and they look like shit. Them: You look pretty today Me: Awee.. soo ... um... hows your dog?

Broccoli: "I look like a tree." Walnut: "I look like a brain. " Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella." Banana: "Dude?! Change the topic."

Gypsy Teens can't spell words like precocious, anticipation or judgemental.. But lemmi tell ya.. they spell Fuck, Shit and Sex perfectly!

Phone: "(Low Battery) 10% Connect charger soon" Me: "Bitch, your a smart phone, connect yourself.. Pshh.. Making me move an shit.."

Breh, I'm not even on drugs. I'm just weird.

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, "no one gives a fuck."

Next time a blocked number calls you, answer like this: "Jim's wh0re house. You got the dough, we got the h0e."

I wonder how jondadya on bikes arrest people? "Alright now get in the basket.

"I'm hungry" *looks @ clock* 3:05 .. "Damn! Ok, if I slowly get out of bed n sneek quietly. No one will hear me" .. {BOOM} {BANG} "fml" -_-

Instagramin in the mornin and twiterin at night.. #NoLife :D

Walking into your room saying "Wow I really should clean this shit" then walking out.

o_o No..