Good morning legends I’ve got your shampoo here, who needs me to wash their hair?

X has put my account in nsfw mode and I can’t take it off the twats

This is is shit now. Bring back Twitter.

Well there is nothing on my account now with a spicy link so let’s hope they realise I’m not posting sensitive content

All done without the internet just pure sales of physical records. He is and always will be the number one king of pop.

#gymlife #nike #nopainnogain

Yellow in the sunshine. Probably the last pic today and won’t be on much this week. But remember you’re amazing legends.

As some smart arse just pointed out that this is a body wash not a shampoo, I will offer a full body wash. However it can be used as an emergency shampoo, So on a technicality I was still right. 😂😂

The company has realised it was wrong and changed the packaging accordingly. Thanks Dove 🕊️ 😘

Tiger king with his favourite tiger

45 years old and still can’t eat ice cream without getting it down myself 🤦🏻‍♂️

Right this is me for the day. See ya later legends.

Right off I go. Have a great day legends. Be safe and remember don’t be a Cnut

#NewProfilePic

The holiday is not off to a great start. Ffs

Here finally and now to chill

Good morning legends. If you see this say hi

My sentiments exactly