Me and the cute girl I pulled from being funny

Imagine hating on me and this is just me IRL:

fellas, is this true?

stg if it’s a strawberry sprinkled I’m going to lose it ,

how i sleep knowing i'm kinda toxic but loyal:

my soulmate probably saw my Twitter said fuck nvm 😭

Everyone on 4th of July: Me:

Who did this

Sometimes when I’m peeling potatoes I pretend I’m Nate the Hoof Guy and I don’t think I’m wrong for that 🥔

Maturing is realizing you’ll never take them back after what they did…. But understanding you’ll remember those moments when everything was right in their arms. You don’t miss them. You miss that feeling.

Spot the difference is really getting out of hand #atlantis #gatorwrangler

📍 Washington, D.C. Proud to have Abby Schomers & Dwartney Wortham representing us at Big 12 Beyond Borders!

Do you believe in right person wrong time

Randy Booth was installed as the new Big Boss at the Silver Spurs membership meeting. His family helped found Silver Spurs Riding Club, and he looks forward to a great year. We also tip our hats to former Big Boss Sara Berlinsky for her unwavering dedication to the community!

I feel like cats would smoke cigarettes if they could

Story time: An ex cheated on me and tried to get me back and I sat and heard him out over dinner. I told him my fear is what if this happened again but we’re married and have kids, did he learn from this… his response was “well I don’t know what the future holds. I might.”

Nah Andrew Tate is funnyyyy😭😭

See, me personally…. I think Pete Davidson is the only one who can save #ballerinafarm 🩰 Pete Davidson if you can hear me fly that nice lady out to Greece!