I’ve been on solid ground for far too long, I‘m itching for a spacewalk

Nooo they put my full name on my new business cards I‘m gonna DIE

Wish I could just tag along with that rocket to Mars, it‘s been too long since I‘ve been out there

Wish my office had a skylight. I wanna see the stars! Maybe if someone just accidentally tossed a sledge hammer up there…

I‘m going to explode. I‘m going to the fucking space station baby