With her MEKA, she's pretty freakin' huge. Without her MEKA? Not so much. Also that headshot hitbox.

She's already awake and she's got a controller in her hand. Seems like Hana's off duty, today.

"And that's enough games for today..." She's lying, she's still glued to her computer.

"We've been through this several times, Lena..." x.com/TimeJumpinPilo…

Casually google searches "how to counter tracer".

Pops open a can of Monster. "Nothing like a little energy drink to start the day!"

In which D.Va refuses to take the L.

"Say in stream chat that D.Va sent you.~" twitch.tv/racerxnfs

"Bleh!"

"But it's the only good legendary you have!" x.com/Pinkhairrussia…

"Do you know why I'm stopping you for?"

Definitely expects someone to reply to this with the appropriafe lyrics even though during her time period this came out like, 70 years ago-

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"To be honest, I wonder if I should get into my Cruiser getup..."

"Don't tell anyone but Widow secretly snorts baguettes while nobody's looking."

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"Is this easy mode?" [How lame, only kids play on easy mode!] "Who are you calling a child?!"

"I'm giving Doomfist a piece of my mind once I see him... Maybe challenge him to a game of Arms or something-"

"What's a bullet hell?" D.Va asks, cheesing through Touhou on Lunatic with her Defense Matrix.