What the frick.

Stop acting so god damn gay.

If I'm grateful for anything, I'm grateful for @bvmmerbarbie coming into my life and making me a little less gayer every day.

I will forever be the best Jesse, I don't even care if I'm cocky.

Suck my dick and goodnight/morning.

Wow, hey. Christmas.

I need to delete accounts or get motivation to get on them.

Science is the shit.

No. RT @devcarIson: Can we talk about po pic.x.com/NmwZe5MCvb

@devcarIson I tend to have that effect of people.

Or I could just make fucking typos in every tweet I fucking send.

@devcarIson Touché.

@devcarIson I can do that, too.

@devcarIson Psh.

I'm getting so mad at the amount of Jesse fakes that are popping up now.

But then I remember I have the best username and I'm pretty much amazing and everything's fine again.

God. I probably seem like an asshole but I promise I'm only like this when I'm in a good mood.

Alright.

I'm probably gonna keep hoarding this instead of actually using it.

Adiós, punks.