thanks boris now I’ve got no excuse not to see people anymore

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So I paid this much for some orange juice and this woman has the audacity to pour this Infront of me 😭!

Waking up this morning and realising you haven't got to go to work.... vine.co/v/OupEQ6qaEun

Come on Blackburn!

Really need a break from all this work

Bad idea from BBC iPlayer to put the whole series of Peter Kay's Car Share online at once = Zero work done today. Amazing series though!

Best song of the night so far #Bel #Eurovision2015

BBC Playlister has compiled tracks as heard on Forever FM in Peter Kay's Car Share. bbc.in/1dJY22h

This Crystal Palace fan is the spitting image of Walter White dailym.ai/1MskyeH

Come on Palace!!! 0-1 💃

FULL TIME: Chelsea FC 1-2 CRYSTAL PALACE.

Fantastic Show Carol Challis !! A must see if he is doing a show near you!

Lauren! I found your Student ID in the park. If you still need it my office will get to you. Hanx.

How about these for a set of OFAH stamps? Royal Mail

Good Luck to the ‘Inside Out’ Team Who Are Up For 2 BAFTA Nominations Tonight - pxrpst.co/22PY7Xa

#AreYouBeingServed = brilliant! I could just imagine a 'Christmassy' feature length episode for Christmas Day! Carol Challis Derren Litten