The way I was adamant that Jacket Potato was James Martin and that everyone guessing Richie Sambora was gonna be so embarrassed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #MaskedSingerUK

No disrespect to Busted, but Charlie Simpson truly did deserve to be the biggest rockstar on the planet, so i forgive him for leaving. His voice is wonderful #MaskedSingerUK

It's funny because I've never felt unsafe around a trans woman, but I feel unsafe and scared of being killed by a man every single time I walk down the street or get in a taxi. As does nearly every woman I know. Don't use us for your culture wars!

It wouldn’t be me taking annual leave if I wasn’t up til midnight working on a new get-rich-enough-to-retire-at-35 project.

I’ve been listening to A LOT of Fall Out Boy recently* and I have come to the conclusion Folie à Deux is the best album. *by recently I mean the last 17 years

Hey Twitter pals, i’ve launched a little Etsy shop with some pretty special cards in them. I explain more in the video! You can buy them here: etsy.com/uk/listing/142…

I have no idea how i coped so long not driving. It’s only been 24 hours since i broke down in a middle of a roundabout and I miss my car so much, I feel naked and helpless. What will I do when the world goes on fire cos of how bad driving is for the environment?!

This is such an important part of why Twitter’s new policy on blue checks is a terrible thing. Safety. They were there for safety. Charging for that is odious.

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I am going to need @jackbern23 to tell me if any contestant has been left til last as many times as Ivo #taskmaster

Mel Giedroyc is the new Penny Mordaunt

I am so so hyped to love Ken with all my being.

I love when I tell people that Carly Rae Jepsen is one of my favorite artists because they’re all “oh you mean the girl who did Call Me Maybe?” Well yes! In the sense that Jesus is the guy who did the feeding of the five thousand

I genuinely think this is one of the best music videos of all time. Name better. I dare you.

fyi kourtney announced she’s pregnant with a Travis im pregnant sign bcos someone was holding one in the all the small things video, nah this is adorable I’m obsessed

When i saw this yesterday i thought it was satire. Completely nuts.

My favourite thing on TikTok is when someone likes my video and they have (Taylor’s Version) in their username cos the ABSOLUTE HONOUR of someone liking both me and Miss Swift is too much to bear tbh.

This might be one of the most batshit decisions i’ve ever seen.

Well. It’s been fun. You know where to find me linktr.ee/gwyneth.stories

Was basically only still on here to watch Bridgerton gifs - but if anyone is still here on the bird app, im now on the other place and likely to return to my old nonsense…