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Gwyneth.

@gwynethjane_

Not swallowed any Lego in ages actually |Past life : @The_CDF | Opinions are given to me by a tiny rat that lives in my chef hat

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The way I was adamant that Jacket Potato was James Martin and that everyone guessing Richie Sambora was gonna be so embarrassed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #MaskedSingerUK

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No disrespect to Busted, but Charlie Simpson truly did deserve to be the biggest rockstar on the planet, so i forgive him for leaving. His voice is wonderful #MaskedSingerUK

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It's funny because I've never felt unsafe around a trans woman, but I feel unsafe and scared of being killed by a man every single time I walk down the street or get in a taxi. As does nearly every woman I know. Don't use us for your culture wars!

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It wouldn’t be me taking annual leave if I wasn’t up til midnight working on a new get-rich-enough-to-retire-at-35 project.

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I’ve been listening to A LOT of Fall Out Boy recently* and I have come to the conclusion Folie à Deux is the best album. *by recently I mean the last 17 years

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Hey Twitter pals, i’ve launched a little Etsy shop with some pretty special cards in them. I explain more in the video! You can buy them here: etsy.com/uk/listing/142…

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I have no idea how i coped so long not driving. It’s only been 24 hours since i broke down in a middle of a roundabout and I miss my car so much, I feel naked and helpless. What will I do when the world goes on fire cos of how bad driving is for the environment?!

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This is such an important part of why Twitter’s new policy on blue checks is a terrible thing. Safety. They were there for safety. Charging for that is odious.

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We’re looking for a Senior Graphic Designer with heaps of creative flair and experience of leading a team. Want to find more? Then follow this link wmjobs.co.uk/job/157939/sen… (And yes, we do think you could do much better than this!) 👇👀

We’re looking for a Senior Graphic Designer with heaps of creative flair and experience of leading a team. Want to find more? Then follow this link wmjobs.co.uk/job/157939/sen…

(And yes, we do think you could do much better than this!) 👇👀
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I love when I tell people that Carly Rae Jepsen is one of my favorite artists because they’re all “oh you mean the girl who did Call Me Maybe?” Well yes! In the sense that Jesus is the guy who did the feeding of the five thousand

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fyi kourtney announced she’s pregnant with a Travis im pregnant sign bcos someone was holding one in the all the small things video, nah this is adorable I’m obsessed

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My favourite thing on TikTok is when someone likes my video and they have (Taylor’s Version) in their username cos the ABSOLUTE HONOUR of someone liking both me and Miss Swift is too much to bear tbh.

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Was basically only still on here to watch Bridgerton gifs - but if anyone is still here on the bird app, im now on the other place and likely to return to my old nonsense…

Was basically only still on here to watch Bridgerton gifs - but if anyone is still here on the bird app, im now on the other place and likely to return to my old nonsense…