I rolled my ankle like this 2 days ago. Today was my first day of walking

Gonna be really upset if me and my friends end up dying in the Middle East because of AIPAC 🇺🇸🇮🇱🎗️

Found my new favorite public golf course today Pros: -Very scoreable but not easy -Elevation changes -Well-kept greens and fairways -Gave me total access to all the TVs in the clubhouse after the round (us open featured groups and darts were on all the tvs) -The bartender was

I wonder the difference is between men and women thinking of themselves as “lucky”. My guess is over 75% of guys and leas than 25% of girls think that they’re a lucky person

I (a dude) am lucky

Can tell this guy is a Sox fan

Is it a prerequisite to look like an absolute creature if you want to be a New York City cop? #noticing

Cut off after 4 of these (only shattered 1). New York is as dumb as they say

This sucks so bad. Ben is a genuinely good dude. He runs an elite youth wrestling program that I was a part of. Wrestling was never my best sport and I got my ass kicked a lot in that room but that’d didn’t matter to Ben. Always got the best out of me and everyone else who worked

On the most French flight of all time. Montreal to Paris. Wish me luck

It’s so awesome that when it’s 90 degrees the 2 options for Europeans are pants or jorts

Booked myself a 2 hour museum tour without realizing the 2 language options are French and German. Going to try to grit this thing out

You don’t know what beers they have on draft at the bar you suggested for happy hour??

It was also the wrong museum. Thought it was history but it was science. Also made a mortal enemy with a German dude on accident but the beef was undeniable from him. Survived. Would do it again.

I just know that the barista who has taken 5 cig breaks in the 30 minutes that I’ve been here can save me

This is the first thing I’ve seen in a while that 90% of all parties agree is a terrible idea

#Tapped

Wow this view is amazing! The only thing that would make it better would be if some guys banged on plastic buckets slightly out of sync! -No one ever

“Germans we don’t care so much about aliens. Most of our conspiracy theories are about denying the holocaust”