The Timberwolves have literally no other trade rumors aside from the 37yr old who doesn’t wanna be on their team

I need to figure out how to always have 2 cigs on me when I’m drunk but not for a break at work

I love u

My Minnesota Timberwolves may have lost but WOLVES ESPORTS CAN MAKE THIS DOG HAPPY AGAIN

Working from the bathroom today

I am nothing

The success of “Liquid Death” is one of many examples of why I do not have any place in this economy

Baseball fact: You are going to get what you deserve

We CAN NOT trust a fart

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how it feels to wash your penis in the gas station sink

My dad just said “so 35% of the city is at risk of rain”

I'm goin' through changes that I couldn't fathom But growin' pains lead to understanding I'm no passenger on a plane, precious cargo in a cabin My whole take on baggage just ain't the same

I wanna smoke blunts with you I wanna get drunk with you I wanna be next to you

Indiana 🙏

Not me thinking this was a risk of rain reference

Deleting socials from my phone for a week I will be back 🫡