In 1663, the partial fossilised skeleton of a woolly rhinoceros was discovered in Germany. This is the “Magdeburg Unicorn”, one of the worst fossil reconstructions in human history.

New Era in Cycling!!! Can’t wait for next year’s Tour De France. Evenepoel, Pogacar and Vingegaard is gonna be exciting and fun #LaVuelta22

(Ancient Chinese rap battle) Eastern wind: my wife is very chaste and humble, ur wife can’t carry wood or she stumble River Fury: Ur wife goes to the heavenly rat banquet in a dress made of cheese. And u ask why shes home naked full of fleas (abacus guy moves one to the left)

🚨 “Experimentation was conducted off the coast of Bornholm, Denmark” EXCUSE ME seapowermagazine.org/baltops-22-a-p…

I’m not usually a “repost from TikTok” guy but hot damn Jesus fuck

this is how i imagine half of my mutuals

Everyone, I know: goes away, in the end; And you could have it all,

“Where our minds linger is a choice,” Richard McSpadden once wrote, “and I choose the present.” Richard will be missed each and every day. bit.ly/3Q1cVSG

The people that comment on recipe blogs are a different species.

Mad to think nothing on MasterChef will ever top this

Gunter, you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bars are too fire. they’ll excommunicate you

“Drones. This is war. Our sources tell us that Iran already has nuclear armament.” “You are not fooling anyone, Mr. Bond. There is no incentive for this to escalate to a full-scale war. I’ll put all my money on nothing happening.”

I hate when girls say they love to travel or enjoy physical touch. Those are both fouls. We will lose the game

Pleading insanity in small claims court

⚡️New Watt Police Episode. We talked with Pharmacy Expert Søren Schifter. - 💊New drugs with similar effects as EPO. - ⏱️Detection only possible for very short time. - 🤔How Carbon Monoxide can be used by athletes. 📸youtube.com/watch?v=Nm6nEP… 🎙️open.spotify.com/episode/1pSyZF…

says so much about where society is

Synagogue conversations this morning in NY: “Can’t believe they got him.” “Nasrallah or KAT?”