Yesterday Keir Starmer gave a speech about standards in public life But his ministers are struggling to defend the growing cronyism scandal 👇 Here’s a dozen questions his Government needs to answer 🧵

Welsh local government at its finest dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

This smoking ban is obviously illiberal and will kill off what’s left of the pub and nightclub trade, but a Tory party that decided to stop adults being able to buy cigarettes is hardly in a position to argue the toss

The Guardian’s music critic would like to inform you that he’s more working class than Noel and Liam Gallagher

“He described himself as a ‘renters champion’”

“If Labour’s smoking bans don’t finish off pubs, their human rights laws will…” dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

There is, as they say, always a Tweet

“Fuck sake” in the vegetable aisle

Watching Coco Gauff double fault 13 times in a dozen service games when I’ve money on her makes me realise what it must be like being my doubles partner

Yes but “due diligence processes” were followed, so

Tweed hats off to Shooting Times for this week’s ambitious effort to introduce the British working class to the wonders of grouse

To paraphrase a famous newspaper headline, he lies, and he lies, and he lies

De Minaur is doing his thing and slowly taking Draper's legs... which is why the Brit keeps going for Hollywood inside-out shots down the line which (increasingly) go long or wide #USOpen

Hell of a performance to prove this armchair pundit wrong. That serve to the T💋

A man called Draper came dressed as a curtain

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If you want to actually protect children, rather than virtue signal, the very last place to "ban junk food adverts" is on live television - a medium very few children still watch theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

Waitrose have done this with double cream and it boils my piss

This is excellent

Haven't had nearly enough people calling me a twat on this website lately, so here goes with part one of The Letby Files... dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…