The smell of yard work and a charcoal grill on my street…

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VALVERDE WHAT TOUCH. WHAT SKILL. FIRST HALF HAT TRICK!

Me: “I should have about $200 left” Bank balance: $2.13 Me:

Time to sell everything and travel the world 🫡

If football is art, this is a masterpiece 🖼️ #UCL

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

Me when my wife tells me to put my phone away at the dinner table

Madison, Wisconsin

When the Hispanic landscapers start leaf blowing at 7am on a Saturday

Yo volviendo a mi puesto de trabajo después de estar hora y media en el baño de la oficina viendo Atlético Madrid vs Barcelona

I've decided that my 20s are actually from 29 to 39

Otra vez el Bayern y el Real Madrid demostrando que es el Fútbol.

la primera parte del bayern madrid siendo esto

Mi jefe: “Quien hace tanto ruido?” Yo viendo el Bayern vs Madrid:

¿Dudaban? 👀

Bring back smoking wherever you want

The 4/20 Pot Dog(2022)™️