Ok I feel better, I spoke to the trees about it and they’re just as horrified and disgusted as I am.

every time an artist records at long pond studios one hundred souls are sacrificed and i’m one of those souls today and everyday

finished the great divide and immediately ripped my headphones off and tucked myself into bed. whatever. i don’t even care. i’m not even affected by this. who cares.

raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by aaron dessner

noah, are YOU okay?

this meal prep shit too easy

It’s a big awesome titties summer

deepest ever MINES OF MORIA raid by dwarves gone WRONG. BALROG unleashed

that gap in my resume is from when i was usurping the iron throne

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

I think the elephant adds a nice touch to the room

giving my inner child a cigarette

forgive & forget? i'm neither god nor do i have alzheimers

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

Sorry can’t come I’m bedazzling everything I own and doing witchcraft

I know his cousins probably fucking hate him