Ugochukwu (@guscky0) 's Twitter Profile
Ugochukwu

@guscky0

memento mori

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calendar_today15-08-2015 23:12:59

52,52K Tweet

967 Followers

884 Following

Soleil (@soleiljolina) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so that people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life

El Diaz (@soydanilodiaz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Estuve mirando 10 minutos a mi perro cazando una mosca. Y digo, con qué poco se entretienen. Después me di cuenta que estuve mirando a mi perro 10 minutos cazando una mosca.

6ix★ (@_de_6ixstar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I work as an appliance repair tech. I called a customer while standing at their door after they didn't answer the bell: Me: Hi, this is (My Name). I'm here for your refrigerator repair. Customer: Well I'm not there. I waited until 2:30 and you never came, so I left for errands.

y4yi (@hitfarouq44) 's Twitter Profile Photo

dry cleaner say he never wash native wey i wan wear go this burial, he just dey beg me since, he give me one newcastle jersey say make i wear am go, i no vex again.

AlexAgyo (@bobwrld19) 's Twitter Profile Photo

one time I applied for a job at a dispensary and I asked the boss if they had benefits and he said "free weed" and I was like what about health benefits and he was like "free medical weed"

NUMA📉✍️ (@numa_oj) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Once I notice you are trying to get rid of me from your life but you are finding it difficult to go through with it, I will help you. You don’t have to tolerate me. I know exactly when to walk away from people’s lives. And I will always make sure it is not dramatic. Things end.