Holy shit

See time wey this girl dey talk Goodnight💔

I'M CRYING 😭😭😭😭

“divorced my wife because she was too perfect and gave me too much peace" ~ Said no man ever

Haha an entire weekend with me and she hasn't received a single call. She thinks I'm new to this game.

If it was close on women's side, Nigeria will not be second highest country with paternity fraud.

"What you won't do another man will", girl you had men before me and non of them did. 😂😭

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so that people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life

Estuve mirando 10 minutos a mi perro cazando una mosca. Y digo, con qué poco se entretienen. Después me di cuenta que estuve mirando a mi perro 10 minutos cazando una mosca.

“a moving man will meet his luck” or how una dey talk am

I work as an appliance repair tech. I called a customer while standing at their door after they didn't answer the bell: Me: Hi, this is (My Name). I'm here for your refrigerator repair. Customer: Well I'm not there. I waited until 2:30 and you never came, so I left for errands.

I no understand????

when i tell a story, i include the MISTAKES i made TOO.

dry cleaner say he never wash native wey i wan wear go this burial, he just dey beg me since, he give me one newcastle jersey say make i wear am go, i no vex again.

so basically you spend all your own time monitoring him

one time I applied for a job at a dispensary and I asked the boss if they had benefits and he said "free weed" and I was like what about health benefits and he was like "free medical weed"

Las morras que abrieron un Only y no pegaron, ahora saben lo que se siente querer ser futbolista.

Once I notice you are trying to get rid of me from your life but you are finding it difficult to go through with it, I will help you. You don’t have to tolerate me. I know exactly when to walk away from people’s lives. And I will always make sure it is not dramatic. Things end.