i made sizzling fajitas

oh dont worry baby, i’m not offended. come onnnn, i’m practically invincible

you’re not a dick to me. you are a dick but that’s why i love you. you’re my d- oh wait nevermind that does not sound as romantic as i thought it would

yes. i must admit i’m very 😳😳😳 when you beat someone up. i keep forgetting there is so much force in those little fists of yours

lil paws.

how come you always BARK when you see me 😏

ahhhh you can’t deny it !

yeah right. could you get that tool over there from the box for me ? this truck is driving me insane

atta boy

pretty good, this’ll be a ferrari by the time im finished

no, but that shiny

just like my husband

i got oil all over my face, i dont think that is exactly pretty

you just like that i’m spread like an all you can eat buffet under this truck right now 🙄

hmmm

you make me feel like im the prettiest when it’s you

GOOD MORNINGGG

hello hi i exist too