I nearly tripped on my wedding dress, but I’m running bro

Urianger is ruining my wedding day, You really just want to bring up one of my flaws on my WEDDING DAY?

wait no bro we are getting married

And here I am, standing in my wedding dress.

*makes out with estinien*

// GETS DRY HUMPED AMSKSKSKSKS

wow can’t believe I married estinien tonight now we can cross our pee streams forever

we didn’t kiss at our wedding instead just touched dicks in the toaster

good morning everyone I forgot I got married last night

wow you spoke normally. you must really be heartbroken.

Merry Starlight, I almost blew up the rising stones trying to make a turkey.

happy to oblige. [gooey fart nooses]

[farts cutely]

[gooey fart noises]

[ winks cutely ] Hey baby :)

they don’t deserve you bro. we can piss in the church potted plants together.

bro… while we pissin?