This next song goes out to the young business professional who sent an email before proofreading it and has to reply-all for an embarrassing apology and added attachment… Ah-1, ah-2, ah-1-2-3

TheNaughtyLord3119 Manjot Singh zoifi John Baione Nigga calling himself naughty talking about lame ass jokes

You been on some weird shit 💩 since u got them veneers in

Little league coach enthusiasm is how I would describe my passion to delivering slurs in traffic

She burped on my shit

Esas son Reebok o son Nike

Excuse me, I gotta go home and put some water in buck nasty’s mama’s dish.

She FEST on my OK cause i TOBER to.

*Putting a 12 pack in the fridge married to a liberal* Me: this portion of the fridge was promised to me 2000 years ago.

Frank in the streets Fetty in the sheets

Gochujang Johnson

I’ve been driving to YOU all year and you wont font me a G??? Yeah, okay buddy. Merry Christmas, ASS HOLE!

“Doing the work consists of publishing a paper that exists behind the paywall that no one outside their university can read…So for academics, the revolution will be sterilized, and peer reviewed in obscure journal articles that you dont have access to.”

My word, I’ve been cuckolded! By a kindle nonetheless🥸

E.T. Osso bucco with peas and rice

Got botulism from the Fiesta Texas elotes👨🏽‍🦳

MOVE!!! THAT!!! BUS!!! You know….Ty Pennington… featured in Wild Hogs (2007)… Mid-housing market crash… anyways; get these xanax sold ASAP, please.