T minus 20 minutes to go time!! http://twitpic.com/1eke88

Hey! Fingernail that tore below the quick? Fuck you.

Strawberry plant win!! Yum yum! http://twitpic.com/1my78u

@Jendarrah it will be eventually. :( sometimes I wonder why we torture ourselves like this

I'm looking at you @Jendarrah! RT The Action Pack: Would you guys ever want to come to a Once Sing-Along?

This is just... gross: 'Dirty dozen' produce carries more pesticide residue, group says - http://bit.ly/dclu1u

Just dropped Jesse off @ airport. Punk. For next 2 mos if anyone asks me "how are you?" my answer will be "I'd rather be in South America"

My bf just killed the cockroach in my kitchen & is officially my fav person ever. Also, now I'm terrified of my kitchen for at least a week.

Welcome to Earf: INDEPENDENCE DAY mock this weekend at the Ritz. RT to win tix. Winners at 5pm. http://bit.ly/atQKb

You know you work in healthcare when these are the inservices/seminars offered on the intranet... http://tweetphoto.com/34158816

So... Much... Laundry...

@ValerieKusler girl, you think you're struggling now? Just wait til school starts! Better invest in an espresso machine asap!!

Dear boxspring that's been in my laundry room for 6 months... You are OUTTA HERE!!

Stupid delayed surgery. I'm starving and sooooo bored. Here's my view! Sigh... http://tweetphoto.com/38703226

Hermine's impact on Barton Springs Pool. http://twitpic.com/2mhb5q http://twitpic.com/2mhban http://twitpic.com/2mhbe9

I just spent the last five hours with this face! <3 http://plixi.com/p/44163116

You can't spell cocksuckers without OU!!! Hook em!!

Only 74,502 followers? Stephen Colbert has 1.8 mil. Sanity must prevail, even on Twitter. Follow this feed & SAY NO TO FEAR! #Rally4Sanity.

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