I just pspspspps my way through life

little escape artist🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏 #GenshinImpact #ittorou #itto #gorou

my gender? thank you for asking. *punches a mirror* no.

my dad is ginger and homophobic, am i entitled to compensation?

hide your wife hide your kids cuz we're EATING THE FUCKING RICH.

*holds up a cup of shitty gas station coffee.* look with your special eyes. tweek, looking away dramatically: my brand!!!

clyde just texted me this. i-. give me one good reason i shouldn't kick his ass rn

its 10:28 pm & im eating pringles that are as stale as my sex life

youtu.be/ePSUMnkXyJM kennycore hours

im going to mccormicks rn immediately to kick his ass

i am only kept alive by spite & caffeine, and my only motivation for not letting myself wallow in my depression is to not be a giant Douche Canoe like stan marsh.

have you ever considered watching p*rn but youre bad at technology & dont want to end up accidentally casting it to the tv in the living room

this shit shouldnt be making me laugh as hard as it fucking does

whenever i see clyde or tweek its like: looks like someone needs some good old fashioned head pats

Watching old romcoms & crying at the TV like that scene in Legally Blonde.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP