#Rogues for milfs. #pews for wide boys. #legion for slags. #bottom of town for scum

Saying that the restaurant scene isn't too shabby. No need for these pop up shit themed restaurants. Just decent food at affordable price.

Decent tapas bar in guildford. The new scoff restaurant has great reviews. And a little out of town in ripley you have your michellin star

Now just give me a nightclub guildford!One which isn't a shithole.Drink decent cocktails and dance to decent music. Really that much to ask?

GuildfordGossip Don't forget the Toby Cottage in Ripley!

Does guildford have a food festival?

I love buying my coffee from that new place in town on north street. People serve it to you who care about coffee. That's what makes it good

Shame it's a chain. Would be nice to see more Independants.

People of guildford I urge you to use your local suppliers! Fuck off tesco, sainsburys, and the lidls of this world

Use mr butcher, the market men and women, mr bakery. It makes sense!

Lidl where did that come from?! "Every Lidl helps!" Think they missed a trick there...

Oh suck me dry. Goodnight guildford

Guildford....You suck on it the best I ever had

No Bojangles,no Cinerellas,where do you actually go these days?

And I don't want 2 hang around with 15 yr old sex pests in the legion or put money in that #harpers pocket...

Talk to me people! Who is setting up business guildford? Who is shagging who? What shite celebs have been spotted in our wonderful town?

On another note I hope #guilfest smashes it this year. Support it. Guildford should have even bigger events going on. Guildford is massive

Guildford is the bollox! Half hour to Central London...half hour or so to Coast or countryside. Now that is the shit!

Worse places to live. Like woking for example. Just going down the pan

Goodnight guildford.