blimey, Savile wrote the script for the infamous Fox/Rutherford brit award debacle..

Actors on the set of the first series of 'the Walking Dead' have launched a class action against Jimmy Savile..

@robillustrator you are a very slavery drunk.

Just passed through the village of Bitchfield. Should have seen the state of the cows.

Big Beat Bronson on Radio 1 I hear? North Easts Finest Live, and We have some top bands!@huwstephens

I am at a metal gig...is this where cows come to die?

I am vibrating with bass. What's wrong with peoples ears?

Wilkinsons cafe for sausage egg and chips, I am hired in to bring average punter age down to below 60. I have failed.so many pink perms.

French historian shoots himself in protest at gay marriage. That will teach em. I hope that catches on amongst the right wing bigots.

@JillKasteale yes,just back to twitter.

@JillKasteale its like the future.

Desmond Decker is good for you in the morning rush hour.

Attempts to raise a smile with last known remnant of German sense of humour have failed due to bad weather.

Radio 4 broadcasting zombies singing about the queen of england, radio 2 has king of pop singing about zombies.

Car tow bar electrics are still in the 1950s, so crap to work on.

Bogie racing 28th July at ashington riverside park as part of family fun day. Enter a bogie if you dare!!!

Band agents appear to take great pleasure in not promoting thier clients. What is it they actually do apart from p% % % ng folk off?

I heard that Katie melua hit a note once. Honest.

The awkward moment you realise you picked up wifes coat to go on site visit. And yes it is raining.