To the women who let us exit and re-enter their lives with minimum fuss. Salute!

This football season we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art

“then i saved our entire bloodline because i locked in”

As a man you should either have a supportive woman by your side, or no woman at all. There is no third option.

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Don’t never pick looks over character you gone lose every time 🤔

White ppl love Arby’s

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My favorite chips are Munchies they’re so perfect 😭

A man can literally lose himself trying to make an ungrateful woman happy

I traded Luka in his prime

i can only be me

Black people know they try to feed you hella starch

🚨GET READY: For 1000 meteors to hit Earth at speed of 100 per hour on the nights of August 12 and 13, lightning up the sky like fire. No equipment is needed—just your eyes and maybe a blanket. MAKE SURE TO LOOK UP!🆙

About to grow my hair

wtf

It’s been a minute

When you get your opportunity, create your next one.

Damn I never had two fish