Haru Urara shan't ever go hungry 🥬🐴

“Go help your mom” Go help your wife bro 😭

OUTFIT DEBUT AND DONOTHON IS TODAY!! SEE YOU AT 4 PM EST, in 4 HOURS!!! IM SO EXCITED, BUT I MUST GO BACK TO WORK! SO MUCH MORE STUFF TO DO TO PREP!!

Sunday for the dim sum

Gentle Sunday reminder ✨ Clean off your desk Do your laundry Bury the body Complete your gacha dailies

I forgot to take pictures of our food so here’s the grill after all the food was gone :>

I got claimed as a work husband today 🧍‍♂️ I’ve never trained for this scenario wtf am I suppose to do with this info

[ MERCH ANNOUNCEMENT ] A NEW MERCH DROP HAS HAPPENED TO CELEBRATE MY NEW DEBUT!! WE GOT MY FIRST EVER PLUSHIE DROP (peak throwable size, i cant stop throwing her against a wall), AND A REALLY PRETTY TAPESTRY AND POSTER FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITE ARTISTS EVER!! >> Store closes

A worthy challenger has appeared,

Does anyone wanna get married rn so we can do this 🥹

People that go “I wouldn’t even wish this on my worst enemy” Meanwhile I’m an active participant in a defamation conspiracy on a guy that walked too slow in front of me last week We are not the same

Whatever rumors or gossip you’ve heard about me I promise you that I’m actually much worse 🙂

$4

Currently rawdogging 30 degree heat in humid Vancouver without any AC. My swamp ass would make Shrek jealous rn. 😃

I msg'd 10 of my friends if they would send me a picture of their right foot and only ONE person sent me their foot. Shoutout to the other 2 that just sent me their cat's paw I'll take it. Anyways know who your real friends are smh

“It happens to the best of us” Okay but I am not the best so why is it happening to me