"There’s a knight stabbing the ground with his sword who says he’s trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms, but luckily I’ve trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade."

"You’ll make the prettiest flower once your body rots into the earth."

"Is this a dragon born?!"

"Wanna get dirty?"

"Rosemary thought this sage pun was a long thyme cumin." Not again!

"Trying to make a good tree pun, but I’m stumped."

"It’s your friendly neighborhood spriggan!"

"Extreme fire hazard, don’t even fart in my forest!"

Aditi cries. "They grow up so fast. Also, my child has become a fleshy one!"

"Thistle be a great day!"

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"Swear words are banned in my forest now. If you say one, you’ll be in dip sheet."

"You’re on thin fucking ice! …oh no."

"One more word, and I’m cumin over there!"

"That’s going out on a limb! I’m the wrong tree that you are barking up!"

"Fir real? That makes no photosynthesense."

"Now you’re just being silky."

"Now it’s getting dirty. Let’s stop this sap."

"Would it kill you to be enchanted by the simple beauty that surrounds you for like five seconds?"

"The fact there is a moon? Fabulous! The fact that we have two? Even better!"