At least a lie down in front of the TV, or something similarly relaxing.

((Rosa is so sweet and gentle but I'm imagining if D found out about all this he'd be all, "Dirk you dumbfuck you're making us all worry about you I'm dragging your ass out to Chuck E Cheese and you're gonna eat pizza until you pass out and get some sleep"

Good. Do you want company, or would you prefer to be alone?

((When the parenting styles are wildly mismatched but Dirk needs them both equally <3

I'll fetch my knitting, then, and I can be as quiet or as talkative as you need me to be.

not related, but merry christmas

Merry Christmas! #Homestuck #home22tuck #roselalonde #jadeharley #johnegbert #davestrider

((There's some suggestions/evidence in canon that the Strilondes are Jewish. Dirk also has a canonical thing about fancy Santas. So, y'know, I figure they do both, but Christmas is more of a joke.

((How am I only noticing now after two years exactly that this HAS A TYPO IN IT

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

shitpost #HOM3STUCK #HOMESTUCK #DAVESTRIDER #DIRKSTRIDER

💿 Happy birthday to all the daves out there 😎🎉

🐙 A very happy birthday to all the Striders and Lalondes celebrating.

🐙 Hello, Dirk.

🐙 It's alright, we both have usy lives. How are you, dear? Did you have a pleasant birthday?

happy birthday, queer.

🐙 Happy Hanukkah.

Oh. #MyXAnniversary

Happy new year.