When you speak 3 languages and someone who speaks one language makes fun of your accent:

Recruiter: Are you open to relocate? Me: I'm open to teleport, evaporate, levitate, reincarnate, accelerate, migrate. - Just hire me.

It's now more expensive to be a boyfriend than a parent.

😎

just quit

Se cumplen 7 años de esta mítica secuencia: Damian Lillard celebra un triple fallado por Westbrook y en la siguiente jugada le clava un triple en su cara 🤐

Rui hachimura shooting a mid range jump shot

Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.

if a hoe thinks you’re boring, you’re living the right way trust me

Imagine having a whole song about how wet your p*ssy is but cant keep a man

no me importan los seguidores, jesús solo tenia 12

Mi debilidad

Esto de Neymar Júnior, ufff. 🕺🇧🇷

sueños en colombia: quedar segundos

The girlies had their fun yesterday, today is for real men

Cristiano Ronaldo es dios, los aficionados se burlaron de él porque no le salió el “skill”, pues va se los hace en la cara y se les queda viendo JAJAJJA 🐐🐐🐐

I have no sex drive when my money low. Bitch move I’m disgusted with myself rn

Manito y de donde me saco la plata?