Also, I really LOVE hash tags. #realtalk

@markcharyk Thanks!!

Those mysto boones! slate.com/id/2301803/ #linguisticsnerd #txt

Just found my ski pants! #cleaningoutcloset #unemployment

@markcharyk We're going tomorrow! I'd live tweet it for you if I had a smart phone. Maybe I'll just try ESP.

@markcharyk I was working on an ESP/ESPN joke, but I like your joke better.

@markcharyk Viva Las Vargas! #onthediamondvision #wheredotheycomeupwiththesethings? #imeanhonestly

Watching ANTM all stars and eating Junior Mints. #ihaveacold #juniormintsarelikecoughdropsright

@markcharyk Can I add "my dear Watson" on?

Lady on bus: where are you guys going? 3 young girls: the mosque LOB: here, read this thing about Jesus!! #thenumber20getsyoueverytime

Today's poem is "The Space Traveler's Tense" by Benjamin S. Grossberg from GULF COAST #poetry versedaily.org

@markcharyk Thanks and YES. (But just to the Portland one...)

Hannah starts to warm to her sister when the baby distracts their parents at just the right moments. When Hannah decides to play with the baby, they turn a boring day into a surprisingly wet adventure! For fans of OH NO, THE AUNTS ARE HERE #PBpitch

#PBpitch INTERRUPTING CHICKEN meets MAMA DO YOU LOVE ME? Do you love me when I wake you up? Would you love me if I touched all your sweaters with lollipop hands? If you love me no matter what maybe that whole thing with the cream cheese and the toenails will be OK after all.

#PBpitch Hannah starts to warm to her sister when the baby distracts their parents at just the right moments. When Hannah decides to play with the baby, they turn a boring day into a surprisingly wet adventure! For fans of OH NO, THE AUNTS ARE HERE

I made a special exception to my policy of forgetting about twitter so I could see Kady Ferris's new puppy. Totes worth it!

Congratulations m. gessen ! Words Will Break Cement is on the Amelia Bloomer List: bit.ly/1KwvdkE

Congratulations Andrea Davis Pinkney The Red Pencil was selected for the Amelia Bloomer List: bit.ly/1KwvdkE

Managed to remember my twitter password so I could say: Happy Birthday @markcharyk!