After the massacre at Nauvoo, Mormons were the overwhelming majority everywhere they went – everywhere they pioneered – so they had no reason to avoid the public schools. This has since proved to be a mistake.

Yo, Jürgen Nauditt 🇩🇪🇺🇦: If you can find the stones to call whomever is Germany's current head stooge "scum", I'll send you gifts in prison. Say something truthful about Islam and I'll send flowers to your grave. THAT's the difference, dipshit. In two years, you'll beg to emigrate.

> That’s what authoritarians do. So all that stuff about prisons, torture, murders – all made up? What do hysterics do, Billy Binion? And: Cui bono?

> Universal love is a hatred of the particular. Sequence is backwards, I think: Rationalizing the hatred by claiming a 'higher' purpose. Marxism is pandemic patricide-by-proxy.

.Leader John Thune

Water is meticulously racist. Water molecules form interlocking pyramids that exclude everything else. Silt sinks, scum rises – and completely segregated water is all there is in between.

The most depressing solution to the Fermi Paradox is the one we're living in: We have the means to make the first steps to interstellar exploration, but we have elected to convert all those funds into bowel movements, instead – ideally public bowel movements.

Whip the Democrats, Mike Lee. None so sane as Fetterman, alas, but up-for-reelection from a purple state makes for a negotiable senator.

.Leader John Thune

A sweet rom-com from Matthew Coleman and The Red Clay Strays - If I Didn't Know You. youtu.be/XqU8W23E4-I?si…

Hat's off to Mike Lee for making this a slam dunk, Leader John Thune.

> criticism [of Islam] is allowed Mock on, John Cleese. Islam is an incredibly funny 'religion'. The send-up in a Life-of-Brian-like film would be raucous. Why haven't you done this? Leadership is more than JUST going first – but it is a matter of going first. Lead the way!

.Leader John Thune, you are a man at his moment in history. Carpe diem.

From the fugue state: I've been listening to Patty Loveless Radio on Pandora at the gym. I came for the soaring vocals, but instead I found the worst traits of 1990's Country Music: click tracks, extended fadeouts – and relentless Divorce Counseling. Astonishing from this

.Leader John Thune

Do you have grandkids, Leader John Thune? Because she means them, too.