Disney accidentally made it too good and had to put it down.

the way you can understand every single word she is saying. even her diction is jaw dropping

Zohran would’ve gotten my vote on this alone

my camo Harris/walz hat staring at me from my closet like the green goblin mask

rank megan mullally #1 DON’T rank debra messing

god damn they’re REALLY not handling the zohran win well

I see a lot of young people experiencing their first hopeful election. Take a seat sometime and let me tell you about when we elected Kelly Clarkson in 2002.

me: the earth isn’t flat fiat earther: correct me: huh? fiat earther: it’s the shape an italian car me: what? fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?

can demarchelier confirm?

Gay brains are so rotted we all read this in the correct voice

Hey so this is a concentration camp

There is a certain thing that should happen

This. This. This. This.

Life is a Cabaret, old chum, Come to the Cabaret

Remembered I can take a sunset beach walk whenever I want